A conversation after returning to work from a sick day:
Co-worker: Are you feeling better? I heard you were coming down with strep or something.
Me: Yeah, feeling worlds better. It's amazing what a Z-pack will do.
Co-worker: Yeah, it seems to be going around the schools. Did you get it from your kids?
Co-worker: Oh, right. You don't have kids.
Me: No... but I have a dog.